identity crisis?

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN ARCHITECTURE STUDENT WHEN:

1. ...the alarm clock tells you when to go to sleep. (not for me!..it tells me to wake up!)

2. ...you're not ashamed of drooling in class anymore, especially in the Structures lecture. (me never attended the structures one regularly!)

3. ...you know what UHU tastes like. (never tasted UHU in my life before!)

4. ...you CELEBRATE space and OBSERVE your birthday. (i enjoy space and i have been observing my birthday since young! does it make me more of an aki student?)

5. ...coffee and cokes are tools, not treats. ( i hate coke but yes coffee is must for me to stay awake on late nites)

6. ...people get nauseous just by smelling your caffeine breath. (haha..dunno about that!)

7. ...you get surprised when you see a new building in your school. (hmm..this part i think is true)

8. ...you think it's possible to CREATE space. (why is it not possible? 4 walls doesnt CREATE a space then wat does?!)

9. ...you've slept more than 20 hours non-stop in a single weekend. (nope!..think the most for me is 12 hours max)

10. ...you fight with inanimate objects. (heehee..velle doesnt fight! i COMBAT)

11. you've fallen asleep in the washroom. (nope!)

12. .youre brother or sister thinks he or she is an only child. (yes she does!)

13. ...you've listened to all your cds in less than 48 hours. (i dun really like music when i'm seriously working)

14. ...you're not seen in public. (not always!)

15. ...you lose your house keys for a week and you don't even notice. (never happen to me before!)

16. ...you've brushed your teeth and washed your hair in the school's washroom. (never!!!!)

17. ...you've discovered the benefits of having none or very short hair. You've started to appreciate inheriting baldness. (NEVER!)

18. ...you've used an entire role of film to photograph the sidewalk. (Siao ah! who wrote this stuff!)

19. ...you know the exact time the vending machines are refilled. (Madness!)

20. ...you always carry your deodorant. (i use parfum.)

21. ...you become excellent at recycling when making models. (this part is true! i love FREEpostcards!)

22. ...when you try to communicate, you make a continuous and monotonous whine. (this is an innate part of me since birth. cant help it)

23. ...you've danced YMCA with excellent choreography at 3 am and without a single drop of alcohol in your body. (what?)

24. ...you take notes and messages with a rapidograph and colour markers. (wat is a rapidograph? eeks! somebody help me!!!)

25. ...you combine breakfast, lunch and dinner into one single meal. (chey this is true when i was in sec 2 leh!)

26. ...you see holidays only as extra sleeping time. (pui pui pui! hols are for me to go GLOBE trotting!!)

27. ...you've got more photographs of buildings than of actual people. (NEVER true for me!)

28. ...you've taken your girlfriend (boyfriend) on a date to a construction site. (my god this is insane..wat happened to Botanic Gardens?)

29. ...you've realized that French curves are not that exciting. (they were never in the first place.)

30. ..you can live without human contact, food or daylight, but if you can't print. it's chaos. (i cannot live without food and daylight...but i will panic if i cannot print.)

31. when youre being shown pictures of a trip, you ask what the human scale is. (haha! this one is true!)

32. ...you can use Photoshop, Illustrator and make a web page, but you don't know how to use Excel. (alamak then how to become architect! excel is a MUST MUST in practicing architecture!)

33. ...You refer to great architects (dead or alive) by their first name, as if you knew them. (Frank, Mies, Norman...) opps...never for me!!!

34. ...you buy 50 dollar magazines that you haven't read yet.(what! i rather spend my money on shopping. thank you.)

35. ...when someone offers you a Bic pen, you feel offended (i do? why when it's free?)

36. ...You describe buildings by the architects (I'll meet you at 7.30 by that Foster building at the east side...) (siao ah...cant rem the place much less the architect...)