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Monday, October 31, 2005

An evil witchey meeting

4pm: something evil was brewing up at Gratten street...a horrid stench of flour, eggs and orange rind...clink clink clang clang....
sinister shilynn cried shriekingly: eeee! there is not enuff toadstool butter!
velley vomit squeaked: oh! then u had better scoop down to saveway on ur broom to get some!
And away she flew out of the chimney leaving velley vomit to settle the preparation of the "snow white's poisonous apple pie" that they were concocting their afternoon....
At the struck of 445pm, sinister shilynn stormed into the hall on her broom with the butter and the 2 evil witches continued with the hatching of their poisonous pie...

*halfway during their magical makings, a gnome came to disturb sinister shilynn and pissed her off until her eyeballs turned white..."begone!" sinister shilynn screamed and sent a electrifying spark to the gnome's buttocks and the gnome squeaked and scrambled back to the basement. velley vomit stared in bewilderments...trembling in fear at the towering witch.


530pm: the evil pie was done.

600pm: both witches got off their brooms and landed at 9 Earl street, grinning toothsomely at their wonderous pie and now, velley vomit is about to pass on her pukey potato concoction to sinister shilynn.
"boil boil bubble and toil..." as the 2 of them stood by their blackened cauldrons with their wands in their long thin fingers, winking at each other as the potato charred to an evil Char Tau Kwey hue.
sinister shilynn shrieked out her spell: i like mine orh-orh....heee-heeee!!!!!!
velley vomits brings her hands to her ears to cover that sinister wicked spell as those who hear it will most likely turn orh-orh too.

800pm: "Wee...." screamed the 2 witches as the pukey potato was churned and patted and puked and vomitted. They both went to the shoe cupboard to change and got their brooms as they set off for LaTrabee House to meet Jinxy Jubes and Ghastly Googs.

halfway round...velley vomit squeaked "ooooo! i forgot our pointee hats!!!" and sinister shilynn gives her a disapproving glare and shrieked:" ohh u silly gal! wait here! i shall go and get them!" and away she darted back to 9 Earl St for their hats.

Back at LaTrobee House...the annual Cauldron Congregation was about to begin...



to be continued...stay tuned for the adventures of velley vomit and gangly witcheys

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