Jinxy Jubes: heeeheee...welcome my evil sisters!Ghastly Googs is preparing the Hatred Honey Ham and Cruel Crotons as we speak!
Velley Vomit stared at Jinxy Jubes and Ghastly Googs and spitted vehemently: what! wearing jeans on our annual Cauldron Congregation!!!THIS CANNOT BE!!!
Sinister Shilynn shakes her head in disapproval: and i purposedly wore my sequinned black shiny pants for this special occasion!!! to think the both of you wore jeans! tsk tsk!!!
panic. 2minutes later, Jinxy Jubes came out of her broom cupboard in a black apron whilst Ghastly googs wore a peddar pusher beggars out. Satisfied. Velley Vomit and Sinister Shilynn sat down on the couch to watch the Australian Idiots while the other 2 witches continued with their preparation of the sinful salad in their magical bottomless pit.
9pm: the 4 witches started their chants and poof-ing spells, finally they were ready to eat from their cauldron.
Alas! Jinxy Jubes had abit of problem with her pointee hat, it kept slipping down as she ate, covering her face. Poor gal...across the table,Sinister Shilynn just shoke her head sarcastically with her hat firmly in place. Redfaced, Jinxy Jubes took her hat off and ate in silence. Not to be outdone, Jinxy Jubes commented that Ghastly Googs looks like a garden gnome in her pointee hat....
Ghastly Googs blurted out: eh wat is a gnome huh???
10pm: after their dinner, they decided to watch XXX, and no it is not pornograhpy. And yes it was lousy as the subtitles were driving the 4 witches mad as it was sprouting out vulgarities which totally was a mismatch to wat the actor was saying. *faints*
1030pm: Ghastly Googs: totally unacceptable!!!
1045pm: Velley Vomit decides that to end the Cauldron Congregation, they should watch the Fantastic Four witches! "Aye" cried the rest of the 3 witches.
11pm: Velley Vomit squeaked: erm...can we have abit of Snow White's Poisonous Apple Pie now???
1105pm: crackling at the firestove, they dumped the pie in and charred it till it was ebony black and all nodded in agreement that it was the most poisonous apple pie that they have ever eaten. Sinister Shilynn: thanks to the toadstool butter which i added!
2am:THE END.
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